just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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