He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
God, I missed his penis.
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