My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
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