Someone shit on the floor
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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