He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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