Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
