The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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