Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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