Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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