Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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