Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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