I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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