You can't special order awesome
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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