I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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