butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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