hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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