giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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