We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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