Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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