eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
