Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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