So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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