i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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