Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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