Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
