it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
