I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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