how can u be prego again
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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