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For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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