we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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