And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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