Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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