Midget sex pt 2 tonight
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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