i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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