And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
i think i just lost a toe
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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