is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
