if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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