Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
It's official drugs can't kill me
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
