If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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