I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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