She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I pour the whiskey from now on
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
