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physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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