Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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