More tranny stories later!
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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