dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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