She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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