I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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