She is in my trunk
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Randomize