i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
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