He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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