Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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