So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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