Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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