It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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