i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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