Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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