where am i from again
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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