He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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