D3 body, D1 cock
is wine microwaveable?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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