took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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