you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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