O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I did not marry a roomba.
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